Who's Got a Bigger Crotch?

There were three women sitting in a bar and they were discussing how much their husbands could get up their crotch. The first women said, "My husband can get his whole hand up me." The second lady said, "My husband can get his whole head up me." The third lady slid down the bar stool.

Two Blondes Walk Into a Bar

Two blondes walked in to a bar... Thought they'd see that coming.

Drunk Man Arrested

There were three men at a bar. One man got drunk and started a fight with the other two men. The police came and took the drunk guy to jail. The next day the man went before the judge. The judge asked the man, "Where do you work?"
The man said, "Here and there." The judge asked the man, "What do you do for a living?" The man said, "This and that." The judge then said, "Take him away." The man said, "Wait, judge when will I get out?" The judge said to the man, "Sooner or later."