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A farmer was counting his cows and initially counted 197 but when he rounded them up he had 200.

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Late Again

A kid was late for school one day. "I had to take the bull down to mate with the heifer," he explained to the teacher. "Couldn't your father have done that?" "Sure, but the bull would have done a better job."

Categories: Funny Thoughts , School Jokes (Elementary School Jokes) , School Jokes (High School Jokes) , School Jokes (Middle School Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes)
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Blonde Cow

Q: Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?
A:  So that when you pull their tits, they don't moo.

Categories: Blonde Jokes (Dumb Blonde Jokes) , Animal Jokes (Cow Jokes) , Riddles
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