A preschool teacher thought it would be interesting for her students to learn to identify different names for the various kinds of meats. One day, she cooked up several different meats and labeled them. As each student took a bite they were asked to identify the animal. Little Sherry took a bite of the meat labeled beef and correctly said that it came from a cow. Tommy took a bite of pork and also correctly identified the meat as coming from a pig. The last meat was labeled venison. The children chewed and chewed and after numerous incorrect guesses the teacher attempted to give them a hint "what does your mommy call your daddy when he comes home from work at night" she asked? All of a sudden little Joey jumped up from the back of the classroom and yelled "Jesus Christ! Spit it out, it's Asshole"!
Cow and A Camel
Q: What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?
A: Lumpy milkshakes!
Milking A Cow
It's so easy to milk a cow, any jerk can do it.
Q: What do you get from a pampered cow?
A: Spoiled milk.
Cows at Church
Q: Why did the cows go to church?
A: They heard there was a new pasture!