Alcohol Jokes

God Created Alcohol

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex, too.

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Submitted BY: juliettaylor

Shaky Hand

Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!

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Anonymous

Irish Guy in the Hospital

Q: How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
A: He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

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Anonymous