Alcohol Jokes

Shaky Hand

Patient: Doctor, Doctor You've got to help me! I just can't stop my hands shaking!
Doc: Do you drink a lot?
Patient: Not really - I spill most of it!

Categories: Alcohol Jokes , Funny Thoughts , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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Anonymous

Irish Guy in the Hospital

Q: How can you tell the Irish guy in the hospital?
A: He's the one blowing the foam off of his bedpan.

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Beer Jokes) , Riddles
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Anonymous

Too Much Celebrating

The couple was dining out when the wife noticed a familiar face at the bar. "Elliot," she said, pointing, "do you see that man downing bourbon at the bar?"
The husband looked over and nodded. "Well," the woman continued, "he's been drinking like that for 10 years, ever since I jilted him!"
The husband returned to his meal. "Nonsense," he said, "even that's not worth so much celebrating!"

Categories: Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Man Criticizes Woman) , Relationship Jokes (Break-up Jokes) , Alcohol Jokes (Whiskey Jokes) , Bar Jokes (Drunk Jokes)
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