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The Cherry Brandy Gift

Knowing that the minister was very fond of cherry brandy, one of the church elders offered to present him with a bottle on one consideration - that the minister acknowledge receipt of the gift in the church paper. "Gladly," responded the good man. When the church magazine came out a few days later, the elder turned at once to the "Appreciation" column. There he read: "The minister extends his thanks to Elder Brown for his gift of fruit and for the spirit in which it was given."

Too Many Beers

So I said "Hey man, that's my beer." Then he says, "No man, that's my beer." Then the beers say, "No man, we're our own beers." That's when we realized we had too many beers.

Drunk Elephant

Q: Why do elephants drink so much?

A: To try to forget.

Light Bulb - Irishmen

Q: How many Irish does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

A: Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room spins around.

Getting a Blonde on the Roof

Q: How do you get a blonde on the roof? 

A: Tell her drinks are on the house.