Alcohol Jokes

Quickie

You know you've been married too long when a "Quickie" before dinner now means a drink.

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Russian Camel

Q: What's the difference between a camel and a Russian?
A: A camel can walk for 30 days without drinking but a Russian can drink for 30 days without walking.

Submitted BY: MahtiMursu

God Created Alcohol

Q: Why did God create alcohol?
A: So ugly people could have sex, too.

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Submitted BY: juliettaylor