Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Going to the Doctors

There was this guy who was sick so he went to the doctor. The doc ran some tests and sent him home with some medicine. The next day the doctor called and the wife answered. "I'm going to have to run a few more tests," the doctor said. "I'm going to need a semen, urine and a fecal sample." After she hung up, the husband asked, "What did the doctor say?" "Oh the doctor is going to need a pair of your underwear."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

Bad News V Good News

Doctor: I have some good news and I have some bad news, which shall I tell first?
Patient: Do begin with the bad news, please.
Doctor: Alright. Your son has drowned, your daughter has been raped, your wife has divorced you, your house got blown away, and you have AIDS.
Patient: Good grief! What's the good news?
Doctor: The good news is that there is no more bad news.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Son Jokes) , Jokes about Families (Daughter Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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Anonymous

Midget Visits the Doctor

A midget walks into the doctors and says, "Doc, I've got these fucking itchy balls and I can't do anything to stop 'em itching." The Doc says, "I can see the problem and I'll fix it for ya." So the Doc pulls out a pair of scissors and tells the Midget to close his eyes. The midget hears snip, snip snip noises for about 5 minutes. The doc finishes and says, "How's that?" The midget says, "Fucking brilliant, what did you do?" The Doc says, "I trimmed back your high boots."

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Appearance Jokes (Midget / Dwarf Jokes)
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