Profession Jokes - Other Doctor Jokes

Bending

The old man was saying to his doctor, "You know, Doc, when I was young, it was as hard as a rock. As I got a little older, I could bend it a little and now I can bend it a lot. Does that mean I'm getting stronger?"

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Naval Surgeon

"What kind of job do you do?" a lady passenger asked the man sitting next to her on the airplane. "I'm a naval surgeon," he replied. "Goodness!" said the lady, "How you doctors specialize these days!"

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Secret Agent

My optician arranged to meet me in a secret location. He handed me a pair of glasses in a brown envelope and said "for your eyes only"

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