Profession Jokes

Plumber Booty Call

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

Anonymous

A Farmer's Decision

If a farmer was only able to choose between buying a cow or a tractor, what should he pick. On one hand, he would look funny riding on a cow. On the other hand, he would look funnier trying to milk a tractor.

Anonymous

Pharmacist Booty Call

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

Anonymous