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Only Two Bullets
Q: If you are stranded on a desert island with Adolph Hitler, Atilla the Hun, and a lawyer, and you have a gun with only two bullets, what do you do?
A: Shoot the lawyer twice
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Croak
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!
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Veterinarian Sign
Q: What did the sign in the veterinarian's waiting room say?
A: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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