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Croak
Patient: Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I'm a frog!
Doc: So what's wrong with that?
Patient: I think I'm going to croak!
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Veterinarian Sign
Q: What did the sign in the veterinarian's waiting room say?
A: Be back in 5 minutes. Sit! Stay!
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Little Johnny Cussing
The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off. She goes bitching to Little Johnny's father. She comes to Little Johnny's house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goat in the front yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father, "Your son! Your son! He cussed in the school and now... now he's being carnal with a goat in the front yard!" Little Johnny's father goes running out the door yelling, "Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!"
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