Profession Jokes

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Go Brian Go

Q: How do you tell if an apology isn't sincere?
A: The words 'conflate' and 'misremember' are involved in the excuse.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Profession Jokes (Entertainer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes) , Light Bulb Jokes , Riddles
Anonymous