Profession Jokes

It's Always A Women

We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Profession Jokes
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Anonymous

Cone Deaf

I was completely shocked today when my doctor told me I was color blind.
It came completely out of the green.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Disability Jokes (Blind Jokes) , One-Liner Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
Anonymous

Go Brian Go

Q: How do you tell if an apology isn't sincere?
A: The words 'conflate' and 'misremember' are involved in the excuse.

Categories: Political Jokes (About Democrats) , Profession Jokes (Entertainer Jokes) , Riddles
Anonymous