Profession Jokes

Doctors to Change a Lightbulb

Q: How many doctors does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Twenty: one primary care physician to change it and 19 specialists to take it apart and look at it under a microscope.

Anonymous

In the ER

We're losing him, anyone have any ideas?
How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?
Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!

Anonymous

Delivery

I get a special delivery every morning.
My postman has Down syndrome.

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