Profession Jokes

Officer Fenwick

A police officer, though scheduled for all-night duty at the station, was relieved of duty early and arrived home four hours ahead of schedule, at 2 AM. Not wanting to wake his wife, he undressed in the dark, crept into the bedroom and started to climb into bed. She sleepily sat up and said, "Mike, dearest, would you go down to the all-night drug store on the next block and get me some aspirin? I've got a splitting headache." "Certainly, honey," he said, and feeling his way across the room, he got dressed and walked over to the drug store. As he arrived, the pharmacist looked up in surprise, "Say," said the druggist, "aren't you Officer Fenwick of the 8th District?" "Yes, I am," said the officer. "Well, then, what in the world are you doing in the Fire Chief's uniform?"

Categories: Profession Jokes (Police Jokes) , Profession Jokes , Sex Jokes (One Night Stand Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes)
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Old Woman Visits Doctor

An old woman came into her doctor's office and confessed to an embarrassing problem. "I fart all the time, Doctor Johnson, but they're soundless, and they have no odor. In fact, since I've been here, I've farted no less than twenty times. What can I do?" "Here's a prescription, Mrs. Harris. Take these pills three times a day for seven days and comeback and see me in a week." Next week an upset Mrs. Harris marched into Dr. Johnson's office. "Doctor, I don't know what was in those pills, but the problem is worse! I'm farting just as much, but now they smell terrible! What do you have to say for yourself?" "Calm down, Mrs.Harris," said the doctor soothingly. "Now that we've fixed your sinuses, we'll work on your hearing."

Categories: Disease / Afflictions Jokes (Fart Jokes) , Old Age Jokes (Hearing Jokes) , Profession Jokes (Other Doctor Jokes)
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The Butcher's Wife

Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.

Categories: Food Jokes (Meat-eater Jokes) , Funny Thoughts , Profession Jokes , Relationship Jokes (Marriage Jokes) , Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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