Profession Jokes

Security Systems

Q: What is the best way to sell security systems door to door?
A: If no one is home just leave a brochure on the kitchen table.

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Lawyer's Viagra

Q: What happens when a lawyer takes viagra?
A: He gets taller!

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Doctor's Practice

Isn't it a bit unnerving that doctors call what they do "practice"?

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