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Lawyer's Funeral
Q: Why do you need only two pallbearers at a lawyer's funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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Meteorologist & Sex Life
Q: What do a meteorologist in a snowstorm and a woman's sex life have in common?
A: They're both concerned with how many inches and how long it will last.
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Line Up
Police in Los Angeles had good luck with a robbery suspect who just couldn't control himself during a lineup. When detectives asked each man in the lineup to repeat the words, "Give me all your money or I'll shoot," the man shouted, "That's not what I said!"
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