The Butcher's Wife
Q: How did the butcher introduce his wife?
A: Meet Patty.
Bad Catholic Joke
Three men meet up on the deck of the rapidly sinking Titanic, a Lawyer, a Catholic Priest and a Social Worker. They notice that there are only three seats left on the last lifeboat and there are three children standing nearby. Social worker - "We should give these seats to the children". Lawyer - "Dont be stupid, fuck the children!" Catholic priest - "Do you really think we've got time?"
Q: What do you call a black pilot flying a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.
Q: What did the veterinarian say when a pony came in complaining about a sore throat?
A: I know what's wrong here; you're just a little hoarse!
Q: Why did the nurse go to art school?
A: To learn how to draw blood!