8 Play on Word Phrases

1. Men who drop watch in toilet bound to have shitty time.
2. Men who stand on toilet high on pot.
3. Men who smoke pot choke on handle.
4. Men who walk through airport door sideways going to Bangkok.
5. Men who have women on ground have piece on earth.
6. Men who run behind car get exhausted.
7. Take many nails to make a crib but one screw to fill it.
8. Men who go to bed with itchy ass wake up with sticky fingers.

Getting Deep

I came across three holes full of water the other day.
I thought to myself "well, well, well"...

Humpty Dumpty

Q: Why did Humpty Dumpty push his girlfriend off the wall?
A: So he could see her crack!