Rabbit Parade

Q: What do you call rabbits that marched in a long sweltering Easter parade?
A: Hot, cross bunnies.

Wicker Box

Q: What's the definition of "wicker box"?
A: It's what Elmer Fudd wants to do to Britney Spears.

Strange Name For Cats

One day there was a woman who lost her cat named "LOVE." It was pretty dark outside and she lived in New York. So, thinking that he might be down the street, she put on her house-coat and went looking for him. When a police officer stopped to ask what she was doing, she said very honestly, "I'm looking for LOVE." The policeman arrested her on the spot.