Word Play Jokes

Woodpecker V Owl

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

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Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Anonymous

Faster Than a Speeding Bullet

I'm faster than a speeding bullet. Except in bed.

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