Word Play Jokes

Mexican Magic

A Mexican magician performing at a Christmas party tells the audience he will disappear on the count of three. He says, "Uno...Dos..." and 'poof' he was gone. He disappeared without a tres.

Anonymous

Woodpecker V Owl

Q: Why did the owl, owl?
A: Because the woodpecker would peck 'er!

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Anonymous

Yo Mama - Don King

Yo mama has such hairy armpits, when she raises her hand people point and yell, "Hey look, it's Don King!"

Anonymous