Word Play Jokes

Yo Mama - Calendar

Yo mama so ugly, she couldn't get a date on a calendar.

Categories: Yo Momma Jokes (Yo Momma So Ugly) , Insult Jokes (Ugly Insult Jokes) , Appearance Jokes (Ugly Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Fastest Way to a Man's Heart

Q: What's the fastest way to a man's heart?
A: Through his chest with a sharp knife.

Categories: Sexist Jokes (About Men) , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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The Queen's Legs

There were two men sitting on a wall outside a pub called the Queen's Legs. A policeman came along and said, "What are you doing?" The two men said, "We're were waiting for the Queen's Legs to open so we can have a drink."

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Oral Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Bar Jokes
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