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Teacher Error

The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."

Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four." 

Hello Flag

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

Ooh La La

A couple is celebrating July 4th with a dinner at Marea, New York's best Italian restaurant. Their server, standing a few tables away, watches as the guy slides all the way down his chair and out of sight. The woman across from him seems to not notice. The server comes over and says, "Excuse me, Ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table." The woman says, "No he didn't, he just walked in the door."

Oh What a Feeling

Q: What ghost haunted King George III?

A: The spirit of '76.

Who's on Top?

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.