The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four."
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
The Best Tea
Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
A: 'Liber tea'
Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?
A: A Yankee Poodle.
Who's on Top?
Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?
A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.