The Fourth of July weekend was approaching, and Miss Kaitlyn, the nursery school teacher, took the opportunity to tell her class about patriotism. "We live in a great country," she announced. "One of the things we should be happy about is that, in this country, we are all free."
Trevor, who was a little boy in her class, came walking up to her from the back of the room. He stood with his hands on his hips and said loudly, "I'm not free. I'm four."
Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?
A: Nothing, it just waved.
Q: Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?
A Because they would both be cracked.
Q: What was the craziest battle of the Revolutionary War?
A: The Battle of 'Bonkers' Hill.
Q: Did you hear the one about the Liberty Bell?
A Yes, it cracked me up!