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Hello Flag

Q: What did one flag say to the other flag?

A: Nothing, it just waved.

The Best Tea

Q: What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

A: 'Liber tea'

Sounds Like

Q: What would you get if you crossed a patriot with a small curly-haired dog?

A: A Yankee Poodle.

Who's on Top?

Q: Why did Paul Revere ride his horse from Boston to Lexington?

A: Because the horse was too heavy to carry.

Cracked Up

Q: Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped egg?

A Because they would both be cracked.