Word Play Jokes

Blondes in a Box

Q: What do you call 24 blondes in a box?
A: A case of empties!

Anonymous

When Beasts Speak

Q: What did the cat say to the mouse?
A: "The human telling this joke is attempting to anthropomorphise us!"

Anonymous

Movie Night

To my girlfriend who suffers from Colrophobia and asked me to choose a movie tonight
I'm sorry, I didn't mean IT.

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