80's Booty Call - Puzzle

I'd like to solve your Rubik's Cube. Mint!

Be There Soon

We took my new girlfriend's car to visit my mother.  We had a tire go flat and stopped to change it.  I called my mom, told her we would be late because my girlfriend had a puncture.  "Oh Ken," she sighed, "I thought you had a real one this time."

Common Brands Condom Style

• Nike Condoms: Just do it.
• Mentos Condoms: The freshmaker.
• Macintosh Condoms: It does more, it costs less, its that simple.
• California Lotto Condoms: Who's next?
• McDonalds Condom: One Billion Served.
• Energizer Condom: It keeps going and going and going...
• Bandai Condoms: Action Satisfaction.