Word Play Jokes

Plumber Booty Call

Are you prepared to get wet, because these pipes are about to burst.

Categories: Profession Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
Anonymous

English, Scottish, and Irish Desert

An Englishman, a Scotsman, and an Irishman are wandering through the desert, hungry and hallucinating, when they come upon a rotting, dead camel. "Well," said the Englishman, "I support the Liverpool football club, so I'll eat the liver." "I support the Hearts club," said the Scotsman, "so I'll eat the heart." "I support Arsenal," said the Irishman, "but I seem to have lost my appetite."

Categories: Ethnic / Country Jokes (Irish Jokes) , Ethnic / Country Jokes (Scottish Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
Anonymous

Pharmacist Booty Call

Your prescription for one large, um, suppository is ready for pickup.

Categories: Profession Jokes (Pharmacist Jokes) , Word Play Jokes , Sex Jokes (Booty Call Jokes) , Funny Thoughts
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