Word Play Jokes

Astronaut Booty Call - Launch

Much like a shuttle launch, my rocket also comes in multiple stages.

Anonymous

Chilly Blond

Q: What does a blond do when someone says it's chilly outside?
A: She grabs a bowl.

Anonymous

Drunk Frog

Q: Did you hear about the drunk frog?
A: He barley hops.

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