Word Play Jokes

What Bees Chew

Q: What do bees chew?
A: Bumble gum!

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Arctic Cow

Q: What do you call an arctic cow?
A: An eskimoo!

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Terrible Curse

A businessman boarded a plane to find, sitting next to him, an elegant woman wearing the largest, most stunning diamond ring he had ever seen. He asked her about it. " This is the Klotschtein diamond," she said. "It is beautiful, but there is a terrible curse that goes with it." " What's the curse?" the man asked.  "Mr. Klotschtein."

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