Word Play Jokes

Rooster Watching TV

Q: Why does a rooster watch TV?
A: For hentertainment!

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Searching For Holy Grail

I'm searching for the Holy Grail... Can I check your pantaloons?

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Frog Talk

A grandson runs up to his grandfather and asks him if he can talk like a frog. "Of course not," says the grandfather. A few minutes later, his granddaughter asks him the same question. "No, of course not. Why are you both asking me this?" The granddaughter replies, "Dad said that when you croak, we can go to Disneyland."

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