Word Play Jokes

Light Bulb - Goths

Q: How many Goths does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. They prefer everything all black anyway.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes , Light Bulb Jokes
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Smokey the Bear

Q: Why did Smokey the Bear never have children?
A: Every time his wife got hot, he stamped her out.

Categories: Animal Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Halloween Phrases

I'd like to get a little something in the sack.
Just get on your hands and knees and bob your head.
She's got a couple of nice pumpkins on her porch.
If you just lick it, it'll last longer.
Have someone check the goodies before they go into your mouth.

Categories: Funny Thoughts , Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes , Word Play Jokes
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