Word Play Jokes

Young Witch

Q: Why did the young witch have such difficulty writing letters?
A: She had never learned to spell properly!

Categories: Holiday Jokes (Halloween Jokes) , Word Play Jokes (Halloween Jokes)
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Herding Sheep

There's an Australian tale about a sheep-herder who used his motorcycle to make his "Ewe" turns. One day, as he drove his flock near a chocolate factory, he ended up with a mess of "Hershy Baaahs!"

Categories: Animal Jokes (Sheep Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Glowing Ring of Power

Q: In the movie, "Lord of the Rings" why does the Ring of Power glow?
A: Because it gets fingered by the Hobbit.

Categories: Sex Jokes , Pop Culture / Celebrity Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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