Word Play Jokes

Cross Court

Q: Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?
A: He heard the referee calling fowls

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Golf Goal

Golfer: "I'd move heaven & earth to break 100 on this course." Caddy: "Try heaven; you've already moved most of the earth."

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Jews Voting for President

I asked a Jew who he was going to vote for as president. He said, "Well, the last time Jews listened to a bush, they wandered in the desert for 40 years."

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