Drummers And Laxatives

Q: Why are drummers like laxatives?
A: Because they irritate the shit out of everyone.

Random Ramblings!

•  A waist is a terrible thing to mind. 
• Air Pollution is a mist-demeanor.
• Atheism - A non-prophet organization. 
• Boycott shampoo!!! Demand True poo! 
• Chemistry professors never die, they just smell that way!
• Clones are people two. 
• COLE'S LAW: Thinly sliced cabbage.
• Does the name Pavlov ring a bell? 
• Energizer bunny arrested, charged with battery.
• Entropy isn't what it used to be. 
• Everyone is entitled to my opinion. 
• Gene Police: "YOU!! Out of the pool!" 
• Ground Beef: Cow With No Legs 
• Help stamp out, delete, and eradicate unnecessary, superfluous redundancy.
• I used to be indecisive; now I'm not sure.
• Microbiology Lab: Staph Only! 
• Mouse... n. elephant built by the Japanese. 
• My reality check just bounced.
• No sense being pessimistic. It wouldn't work anyway. 
• Rap is to music what Etch-a-Sketch is to art. 
• Santa's elves are just a bunch of subordinate Clauses. 
• So, what IF there were no hypothetical questions hypothetically...

Women Are Like Rocks

Women are like rocks. They're only cool after they get wet.