Word Play Jokes

Divorce & Circumcision

Q: What's the difference between getting a divorce and getting circumcised?
A: When you get a divorce, you get rid of the whole prick!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Relationship Jokes (Divorce Jokes) , Relationship Jokes (Woman Criticizes Man)
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Anonymous

Let Go

One day a guy and a girl were making out in the guy's car in the girl's driveway. They began to get pretty hot and heavy when the guy reached into his pants and placed his cock in her hand. She froze, jumped up and said, "I've got two words for you, DROP DEAD!" Then he said, "I've got two words for you, LET GO!"

Categories: Sex Jokes (Private Parts) , Sex Jokes (Denied Sex Jokes) , Word Play Jokes
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Anonymous

President Obama's Invaders

President Obama was awakened one night by an urgent call from the Pentagon. "Mr. President," said the four-star general, barely able to contain himself, "there's good news and bad news." "Oh, no," muttered the President, "Well, let me have the bad news first." "The bad news, sir, is that we've been invaded by creatures from another planet." "Gosh, and the good news?" "The good news, sir, is that they eat reporters and pee oil."

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Political Jokes (About Democrats)
Anonymous