Turkey Breast

A supermarket had a Thanksgiving sale on turkey breasts and a woman wanted to buy several packages for her holiday party.  At the store, however, she was disappointed to find only a few skimpy prepackaged portions of the poultry.  So she complained to the butcher. "Don't worry, ya," he said. "I'll pack some more trays and have them ready for you by the time you finish shopping." Several aisles later, my friend heard the butcher's voice boom over the public-address system, "Will the lady who wanted bigger breasts please meet me at the back of the store."

How Fast

A New York boy was being led through the swamps of Louisiana by his cousin. "Is it true that an alligator won't attack you if you carry a flashlight?" The cousin smirked and replied, "Depends on how fast ya carry the flashlight."

Yo Mama - Shadows

Yo momma so fat, her shadow puts dents in the ground.