Bad Cook

My wife is such a bad cook, the flies chipped in to fix the screens.

Crowded D.C. Bridge

In Washington D.C., helicopters are often used to monitor the traffic conditions. Frequently jammed is the Francis Scott Key bridge, named after the man who wrote the national anthem. The bridge's traffic problem is notorious; among some, it's known as the Car Strangled Spanner.

Cannibal Terror

A cannibal attacked employees at a curry factory. Most escaped injury, but the manager is in a korma.