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Rolling Stones V Scotsman
Q: What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?
A: One says "Hey, you, get out of my cloud." The other says "Hey, McCloud, get out of my ewe."
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Adolf
Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!
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Grasshopper With No Legs
Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!
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