Word Play Jokes

Adolf

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Adolf!
Adolf who?
Adolf ball hit me in the mouth!

Categories: Word Play Jokes , Riddles
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Grasshopper With No Legs

Q: What do you call a grasshopper with no legs?
A: A grasshover!

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Trouble Swallowing

Mother: What seems to be the problem with you? You have been married three years and still no children. I had hopes of being a grandmother by now.
Daughter: I just don't know, Mom! Billy tries all the time, it's just that I have a lot of trouble swallowing.

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