Higher Power

A Sunday school teacher said to her children, "We have been learning how powerful kings and queens were in Bible times. But, there is a higher power. Can anybody tell me what it is?" One child blurted out, "Aces!"

Hearing From an Asshole

If I wanted to hear from an asshole I would fart.

Natural Diet

I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes.