Revolt

Q: What did the gamekeeper say to the lord of the manor?
A: 'The pheasants are revolting'!

Pollock Needs Condoms

A pollock walks into a pharmacy and asks the pharmacist if he sells condoms. We have some for 75 cents a piece. The man asks for two. The pharmacist calculates the total and says, "That will be $1.58 with tax, sir." The pollock says, "Oh, these come with tacks? I was wondering how you keep them on."

Yo Mama - Speakers

Yo mama's like speakers, loud, ugly, lives in a box, and you can turn her up, down, on, and off.