Word Play Jokes

It's over

I was engaged myself once, to a contortionist, but she broke it off.

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Glow Worms

Q: What's a glow worms favorite song?
A: Wake me up before you glow glow!

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Willing To Die

They say that married men live the longest. It's ironic, since they're the ones most willing to die.

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