Word Play Jokes

Fishy Advice

A four winged flying horse fish told me I should stop taking drugs if I want to keep my job in animal genetics.

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Written By: KielPhillips

Sex Drive

"I admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away."

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Submitted BY: Phyllis Diller

Captain Rehab

Q: Where was the captain sent after he hit another ship?
A: Anchor management

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