Word Play Jokes

You Don't Have To

Homer: Boy, you don't have to follow in my footsteps.
Bart: Don't worry, I don't even like using the bathroom after you.
Homer: Why you little -- !

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Lawyer And Trampoline

Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?
A: You should take your work boots off before you jump on a trampoline.

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Starbucks Coffee

When I went to Starbucks for coffee they lied. It wasn't Starbucks, it was four bucks!

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