Word Play Jokes

Americans

Two Americans were walking through Leicester but couldn't agree on how to pronounce it so they decided to stop for lunch and ask the waitress. They sat down to eat their lunch and called the waitress over: "Can you tell us where we are please but say it slowly", to which the waitress replied "Bur-ger Ki-ng"

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Zombie Booty-Call

No, you mean over MY dead body!

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Bees T.V. Station

Q: What TV station do bees watch?
A: Bee bee c one!

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