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Heaven Pick Up Line

Q: What time do you have to be back in Heaven?

A: Because I have to be back in my grave in about six hours.

Pulled Muscle

Hey babe, I think I pulled a groin muscle. Or was that you? High five!

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There's something wrong with my phone.

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You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!

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I'm not a photographer, but I can sure picture us together