You're a breath of fresh air, just like my asthma inhaler!
I know where your power point is.
Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?
Outrageous Flirting Lines
- You can't be real. May I pinch you to see if I'm dreaming?
- Hey, didn't we go to different high schools?
- There's so much to say but your eyes keep interrupting me.
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
- At last! I finally found the perfect girl!
- A fool and his money are soon my boyfriend.
- Do your legs hurt from running in my dreams all night?
- Is it hot in here or is it just you?
- If I follow you home, will you keep me?
- The best way to hold a man is in your arms.
- If I told you you have a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
- If love is the answer...can you repeat the question?
- I'm writing a telephone book. May I have your number?
- Flattery will get you everywhere! Keep talking.
- I know I'm not Mr. Right, but would you settle for Mr. Right Now?
- But you're so *cute* when you blush!
- All those curves, and me with no brakes.
- I don't approve of your objectives, but I love your methods.
- Please be patient--this is my first time.
- May we kiss those we please, and please those we kiss.
- Bits make bytes, but nibbles turn me on.
- Nothing says "I love you" better than six hours of nonstop sex.
- A person can be poor at history, but great on dates.
- A curved line is the loveliest distance between two points.
- I only like two kinds of girls--domestic and imported.
- If only women came with pull-down menus and on-line help!
- I can read you like a book, but I keep forgetting my place.
- Didn't I meet you in some other hallucination?
- Be good and you'll be lonely.
- The best things in life are ME!
- I just naturally respect pretty girls in tight-fitting sweaters.
- I used to be a terrible flirt. I'm much better at it now.
- I don't dance, but I'd love to hold you while you do.
- Clothes aren't sexy. Women are.
- I can't whistle at my girlfriend...she leaves me breathless!
- Any man who can see through women is sure missing a lot.
- I feel great! And I don't kiss badly either!
- BITCH also stands for: Beautiful, Intelligent, Talented and Charming Human!
Please manipulate me digitally.