Word Play Jokes

Geese In A Volcano

Q: What happens when geese land in a volcano?
A: They cook their own gooses!

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Long Hair

A boy asks his father to drive the car and the father replies "No, not until you cut your hair!" The boy says "But father, Jesus had long hair!" To which his father replied, "Yes, but Jesus walked everywhere."

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Dirty Man

Q: What do you call a dirty old man who lives in a box?
A: Your dad!

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