Word Play Jokes

Zero to Eight

Q: What did the zero say to the the eight?
A: Nice belt!

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Anonymous

Gandhi's Thoughts

A man once asked Gandhi what he thought of western civilization... "I think it would be a good idea."

Anonymous

Go Big

Just attempted to beat the record for the biggest piece of glass ever blown.
Smashed it.

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