Word Play Jokes

Football

Q: Where do football players dance?
A: At a football!

Categories: Riddles (Riddles for Kids) , Word Play Jokes , Sports Jokes (American Football Jokes)
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Better Soliders

Q: Why do women make better soldiers?
A: Because they can bleed for a week and not die.

Categories: Military Jokes , Word Play Jokes , Riddles , Sexist Jokes (About Women) , Sexist Jokes (Men vs Women Jokes)
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Submitted BY: srehak1

Hot Stuff

Q: What happened after the hot girl checked me out today?
A: I paid her for the groceries and left the store.

Categories: Riddles , Word Play Jokes
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