Word Play Jokes

Why Do Women Have Arms

Q: Why do women have arms?
A: Have you any idea how long it would take to LICK a bathroom clean?

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Headline: Burger King buys Tim Hortons

What's next Burger King, Canada's Parliament Hill? Sounds about right, because so many “ whoppers" are sold to Canadians from there!

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Written By: Bryan Cox

Post 69

Q: What comes after 69?
A: Mouthwash.

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