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Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Yo Mama - Chili

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl

Yo Mama - M&M's

Yo momma is so dumb, she sat for an hour and a half trying to alphabetize a bag of M&Ms.

Yo Mama - Seaweed

Yo mama so dumb, she thought seaweed was something fish smoked!

Yo Mama - Naming the Twins

Yo momma's so dumb, when your aunt had twins, she asked yo momma to name them. She named one Denise, and the other Denephew.