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Yo Mama - Committing Suicide

Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.

Yo Mama - Disneyland

Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.

Yo Mama - Xbox

Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.

Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks

Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Yo Mama - Chili

Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl