Yo Mama - Committing Suicide
Yo mama so stupid, she tried to commit suicide by jumping out a basement window.
Yo Mama - Disneyland
Yo momma's so dumb, when y'all were driving to Disneyland, she saw a sign that said "Disneyland left," so she went home.
Yo Mama - Xbox
Yo mama so dumb she bought tickets to Xbox LIVE.
Yo Mama - Throwing Rocks
Yo Mama is so dumb, she threw a rock at the ground and missed.
Yo Mama - Chili
Yo mama so stupid she hears it's chilly outside so she gets a bowl