Word Play Jokes

Jones or Lewinsky?

Clinton was asked who was a better lover: Monica Lewinsky or Paula Jones. His response:  Paula was good, but no cigar.

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Company Merger

Q: Did you hear about the FedEx-UPS merger?
A: The new company's gonna be called FedUp!

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Charlie Brown With No Legs

Q: What do you call Charlie Brown with no legs?
A: Ground Chuck.

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