Word Play Jokes

Beat The Casino

Q: What is the only way to keep your money from the casinos in Las Vegas?
A: When you get off the plane, walk into the propellers.

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Extensions

Q: What one word best describes a box of Jamaican hair extensions?
A: Dreadful

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Material Witness

I witnessed a robbery in a fabric factory and immediately called the police. They caught the culprit and held me as a material witness.

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