Word Play Jokes

Joining The Colony

Q: Did you hear about the man who joined a nudist colony
A: The first day was his hardest.

Anonymous

Jack on the Roof

If your Uncle Jack was on his roof, and he wanted you to help him down, would you help your Uncle Jack off?

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Submitted BY: Mals

The Ballerina

A good looking woman walks into a bar wearing a tube top. She raises her hand to signal the bartender for a beer, revealing that she does not shave her armpits. Meanwhile, a sloppy drunk on the other side of the bar signals the bartender, "Buy that ballerina over there a drink on me." The bartender replies, "What makes you think she's a ballerina?" "Because," answers the drunken man, "any chick that can lift her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina."

Anonymous