Word Play Jokes

One Week

Wife spent seven days giving me blowjobs. She staggered into the room on unsteady legs and my friend asked "What's wrong with her?"
"Week at the knees" I replied

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Married A Convcit

First Convict: I heard the Warden's daughter up and married a guy down on Cellblock D. The Warden's mighty upset about it too.
Second Convict: Why? Because she married a con?
First Convict: No. Because they eloped!

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Pilot Difference

Q: What's the difference between American and Serbian pilots?
A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!

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