Word Play Jokes

The Mushroom

A mushroom walks into a bar, sits down and orders a drink. The bartender says, "We don't serve mushrooms here."
The mushroom says, "Why?! I'm a fun gi"

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Cemetery Workers

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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Going To Jail

I can't talk to you right now, tell me, where will you be in 10 years?

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